NLSU TALES

National Law University Tales

GENERAL TALES

1. Who's anala

Feb 11, 2025

2. kanye is goat. Bianca is goated

Feb 11, 2025

3. Hari Om

Jan 31, 2025

4. Sampoorno

Dec 25, 2024

5. Harit and anala Shilpa nls 29

Dec 25, 2024

6. Anala is dating harit

Dec 25, 2024

7. Can you be called gay, if you are incell ed by a lot of girls.

Nov 30, 2024

8. hii cutie

Nov 30, 2024

9. hi

Nov 30, 2024

10. just found out I have piles my day is ruined

Nov 30, 2024

11. tata ratan tata

Oct 17, 2024

12. One should finish the series before using any character's image; who knows whose character development goes to fulfil current  criteria? Oink oink oink oink real oink oink real

Oct 17, 2024

13. varun patak. i have been noticing you and soon shall approch. i love you hair. mitha boy. meet me near where you stay. i often come there to notice you. my fat pig. oink oink oink. I am in EMC

Oct 1, 2024

14. girgi and varun

Sep 17, 2024

15. EMC 2024 -2025 convenors are brainless. ask her out challenge :)))) bitches with Bridgeton sunglasses unable to see reality from their ivory towers.

Sep 17, 2024

16. The seniors house party was fun

Sep 10, 2024

17. Sudhir is a decent administrator.

Sep 10, 2024

18. Lincon yr2 is cute af. Saw him during pbl. How you doing cutie

Sep 4, 2024

19. Kartkick Sunkad is my maoist hero

Sep 4, 2024

20. Mayanka, i love you !! the way you treated me in the meeting was so helpful. i am so delighted to have your support. the moment i knew that you are going to become SBA convenor, i was so happy to see your face as the president who would take the administration to the eye. my victim card expert. love you meet me soon . darling!! i will be waiting near your heart to see how good it is. i love that crocodile tears of yours. so pretty. so fun.

Aug 26, 2024

21. Swagato wants to become next sba

Aug 26, 2024

22. Ashish you are a nice person

Aug 13, 2024

23. ameen, i love you please notice me

Aug 11, 2024

24. why the slanting face brio

Aug 11, 2024

25. tf is going on in this god-forsaken college

Aug 11, 2024

26. hey

Aug 11, 2024

27. Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Jul 29, 2024

28. "It is premature to assume". A great play director

Jul 17, 2024

29. MLS legend Alexi Lalas aimed a cheeky dig at Cristiano Ronaldo while lavishing praise on Portugal defender Pepe. Even at the age of 41, the center-back played a crucial role for his national team at Euro 2024.

Jul 13, 2024

30. Tobey Maguire's ex-wife Jennifer Meyer has spoken about the recent rumours of romance that surfaced after he was seen with 20 year-old Lily Chee over the weekend. In a new report by The Independent, Jennifer responded to a user via Instagram and said that Tobey ‘was kindly helping a friend to her car, being a good guy.’ Tobey and Lily were spotted at Fanatics CEO Michael Rubin's annual Independence Day party in the Hamptons, New York.

Jul 13, 2024

31. Netflix's upcoming web series Tribhuvan Mishra: CA Topper has sparked a wave of criticism on social media, with many netizens slamming the makers as well as the streaming platform for portraying Chartered Accountants (CAs) in a negative light. The show, which revolves around the story of an accountant who dives headfirst into a misadventure involving guns and sweet-toothed goons disguised as halwaais, has been accused of insulting CAs.

Jul 13, 2024

32. Why do constipated people lie? They're full of shit

Jun 28, 2024

33. Disney's Tarzan turns 25 this week. Who wouldn't want a hero who can fight off bears and tigers? Look around, the Tarzan of our dreams has been in our lives all along. Most Indian men have jungle-level behaviour, anyway: Uncombed hair, skip- ping showers, using grunts to communi- cate, swinging away when things get uncomfortable. This is why women choose the bear.

Jun 28, 2024

34. 300 words essay!

Jun 28, 2024

35. Why sharks do not eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.

Jun 28, 2024

36. I'm outstanding in my field. No really, someone help me get the car running.

Jun 28, 2024

37. My son threw his milk carton at me. How dairy!

Jun 28, 2024

38. I asked so many people what LGBTQ stand for......So far no one has given me a straight answer

Jun 22, 2024

39. Neet and net huh 🫂

Jun 22, 2024

40. #Reneet

Jun 22, 2024

41. narayanmurty lawschool of india

Jun 20, 2024

42. national law school of infosys university

Jun 20, 2024

43. Russia, Russians, and Bang Bang

Jun 20, 2024

44. Stop sending your ugly bitches he got some standards

Jun 20, 2024

45. WHOR (E) - I think you missed a vowel

Jun 20, 2024

46. Jayna Kothari. The high-profile Prajwal Revanna case saw a new twist with Jayna Kothari, the Additional Special Public Prosecutor representing the Special Investigation Team (SIT) probing the sexual assault case against the JD(S) leader stepping down from her position, a report in The News Minute said.

Jun 17, 2024

47. to the person who was getting banged, get a room slut ; you wannabe ava adams , get a room or you belong to the streets of NAGARBHAVI

Jun 17, 2024

48. or better rename it as batcave

Jun 17, 2024

49. we should rename brahmaputra as Pochinki.himalaya as Georgopol. MHOR as OHIO

Jun 17, 2024

50. Putin Declares War Against LGBTQ | Russia Bans Sex Changes;

Jun 17, 2024

51. Top Russian court bans LGBTQ movement and advocacy, labels it as "extremist"

Jun 17, 2024

52. war was started because if you dont accept the war then you are gay

Jun 17, 2024

53. fuckers don't know how to grade

Jun 17, 2024

54. neet 2024 = clat 2020

Jun 11, 2024

55. @aadya singh- thoughts on the neet scam?

Jun 11, 2024

56. You being non communist.

Jun 11, 2024

57. What do you call it when a person copies from another student's answerbook?

Jun 9, 2024

58. srinjoy should have been allowed to stand for L-Tech convenor again

Jun 9, 2024

59. people who are not married should not be let to be in a position of judging - SB - get married - you strict interpretation of law will go away.

Jun 5, 2024

60. give me some sunshine, give me some weed.

May 31, 2024

61. How are niggas surviving without weed

May 28, 2024

62. I am honestly having a panic attack over Mayanka winning. She is good at sports I agree and am happy, but I good at representing women in sports and initiated the football team I agree. But I do not play football, nor do most of the women and boys in my class or in batch. You know where we play and die for? For A FUCKING PLACEMENT! I hope she is true to her words about RCC. If not we did guys

May 25, 2024

63. I am not wrong, i am just being me. the day i feel hollow or shallow , your body shall be housing a knife

May 25, 2024

64. i think from my perspective - all queers should accept any pronoun. he/ she/ they and madarchods. just go with what the other person is comfortable with. fuck you matidle . fuck you shivram. no one touched you in the ball. you incels

May 24, 2024

65. I am not wrong, i am just being me. the day i feel hollow or shallow , your body shall be housing a knife

May 24, 2024

66. what is wrong with this college, i just cant be me. i have to be liberal or i am excommunicated. i have to comply to your thinking or i am ostracised. i have to be you and feel shallow. fuck you alliance of women. i respect what all you do to get women's issue in the forefront. i dont get the point why does it comes at the cost of what i feel . i refuse to comply, i would rather not speak to anyone than feel shallow and hollow in my own body. fuck all of your opinons. fuck all of your excommunication tactics. i just want to feel me. the day you are out in the world, i promise you are fucked. i will take it personally. fuck you bitches. fuck you queer alliance . i see one more person being victim of being termed as gay or forced to be gay - you are fucked. it will come at a cost -excommu

May 24, 2024

67. someone was having sex in the female washroom in the gym

May 24, 2024

68. to the person who had reposted the thing again, bro just innovate boss. what are you doing

May 2, 2024

69. Bro shutup you’re so cringe

May 2, 2024

70. I see this woman every day, striding like a model, yet with cute impressions imprinted on her face. The black frame sitting on the bridge makes her face resemble Taylor Swift. Decked up or always dressed, I should say. She likes red a lot; red phosphorus from the periodic table might attest to that. Science to law, attests she used to get an A. (Side note: typical Indian mindset—if you score well, go into science.) I want to talk to her, get to know her. Can I have a say?

May 1, 2024

71. Are you guys planning to ask any second year girls to the ball?

Apr 28, 2024

72. just bumping, if you read this - smile a bit, fuckers

Apr 26, 2024

73. there was a girl , i know if .

Apr 26, 2024

74. I see this woman every day, striding like a model, yet with cute impressions imprinted on her face. The black frame sitting on the bridge makes her face resemble Taylor Swift. Decked up or always dressed, I should say. She likes red a lot; red phosphorus from the periodic table might attest to that. Science to law, attests she used to get an A. (Side note: typical Indian mindset—if you score well, go into science.) I want to talk to her, get to know her. Can I have a say?

Apr 26, 2024

75. Let me clear the air, the NLS Ball is sure to happen - start asking guys, don't be scared. it is better to have clarity on the status of approval rather than sulking on the question of what could have happened if i had asked - now is the time - before all are taken .

Apr 26, 2024

76. I personally prefer male professors for BA subjects because they have the correct knowledge of what feminism and caste are, rather than female professors, who tend to be influenced by their own personal history and emotions instead of conveying the text.

Apr 26, 2024

77. Screw requited love. I’ve chanced upon it before, and I wish to stay aloof of it for the moment. I work well with mere attraction, expecting nothing in return. Destroying the possibility of a relationship with a person reduces them (rather cruelly) to a monument: they become harmlessly limited and insulated. Confined to an imagination I worship and giggle about, they are nothing more and nothing less. (1/3)

Apr 20, 2024

78. The wrath of her meanness scared yet drew out this folly attraction within me. Hidden within her seemed to be an infinity of mysteries that I could only guess about from a distance. But I wouldn’t have it otherwise, for this loathsome distance guarded my fancy of her, a fancy I enjoy feeling even today when reality gets too much. Dear Miss Doe, thanks for adding a touch of absurdity to this otherwise drab life of mine:) (3/3))

Apr 19, 2024

79. I suppose I fancy a lady older than me, academically and by age. Jane Doe is her name, and with her, I have conversed only once. Her demeanour then made me blush menacingly (bless the skies, my dusky face hid the turmoil that evinced so greatly within me). I digress, back to her. It’s not merely her beauty that hath made me gulp twice and blush once: It was her keen awareness of the profound power she held over countless others such as me that left me dumbfoundedly in awe. (2/3)

Apr 19, 2024

80. Screw requited love. I’ve chanced upon it before, and I wish to stay aloof of it for the moment. I work well with mere attraction, expecting nothing in return. Destroying the possibility of a relationship with a person reduces them (rather cruelly) to a monument: they become harmlessly limited and insulated. Confined to an imagination I worship and giggle about, they are nothing more and nothing less. (1/3)

Apr 19, 2024

81. I am upset at the quality of confessions here, here's a fiction I dreamt of recently.

Apr 19, 2024

82. hey

Apr 19, 2024

83. How to score an O grade

Mar 26, 2024

84. why do you need all of that just smoke weed

Mar 26, 2024

85. hi

Mar 10, 2024

86. re: Is it safe to consume antidepressants and anti-anxiety pills in law school or do they cause a lot of side effects and impair your academic life| it's totally alright! it won't affect academics much, and ssris are not addictive. but if your anxiety pill is a benzodiazepine like clonazepam and xanax, be careful- don't consume alcohol. you'll feel sleepy with benzos.

Mar 10, 2024

87. Is it safe to consume antidepressants and anti-anxiety pills in law school or do they cause a lot of side effects and impair your academic life

Mar 2, 2024

88. polsci and history facs were dating.

Feb 16, 2024

89. puggleshwar prasad kumar is my GOAT!

Feb 9, 2024

90. Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet."

Jan 19, 2024

91. I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Jan 19, 2024

92. @ the person who hates on campus dogs: wrong opinion alert! Most humans in this trash college are awful, it would be good if we exterminate the homophobes and casteists instead of the dogs

Jan 19, 2024

93. nlsiu should be whor and dogs free - both are annoying

Jan 16, 2024

94. batch of 2028 knows how to meme

Jan 11, 2024

95. batch of 2029 doesn't know how to meme

Jan 4, 2024

96. batch of 2024 doesn't know how to meme

Jan 4, 2024

97. poookieeeeeneshhhhhhhh

Dec 14, 2023

98. LC 203 in the soup - alcohol .

Nov 30, 2023

99. Satvik is so smart and chill and really has this vibe where he's like high but not really

Oct 31, 2023

100. I'm so happy most of my year one batchmates are "out and out bigots". no more kowntowing to woke bs.

Oct 23, 2023

101. many people in year one are out and out bigots

Oct 20, 2023

102. nice secrets site

Oct 17, 2023

103. Arnav Maheshwari of first year, my heart lines for you, I don't know if I have the courage to say it to you but you know me, please take the hint

Sep 23, 2023

104. NLUD girls are really hot 🔥

Sep 13, 2023

105. Nandil rocks QA shocks #SIGMA

Sep 13, 2023

106. Dud e

Sep 13, 2023

107. ....

Aug 12, 2023

108. aysh noora is so cute. i want to talk to her but i am very shy

Aug 3, 2023

109. wtf

Jul 30, 2023

110. Barbenheimer is the best

Jul 29, 2023

111. Ketan is the prettiest

Jul 27, 2023

112. What pretty privilege

Jul 25, 2023

113. Already seeing pretty privilege running in campus

Jul 23, 2023

114. Pepsi and cococola

Jul 20, 2023

115. Tanmay Deora is cute

Jul 6, 2023

116. I cringe bad fr for what happened yesterday at Rohini Nilekani's address. Poor Sudhir was embarrassed.

Jul 6, 2023

117. I cringed hard I cringe bad fr for what happened yesterday at Rohini Nilekani's address. Poor Sudhir was embarrassed.

Jul 6, 2023

118. 22 crores

May 30, 2023

119. Random question: How much did Infosys donate to nlsiu for library

May 25, 2023

120. Devansh Shukla has my heart

Apr 24, 2023

121. Pratham from first year knows how to hide a body well.

Apr 17, 2023

122. Are pratimesh biriyani khaayega !

Apr 15, 2023

123. I love how respectful Yash Kawdia is, wish more men were like him.

Apr 15, 2023

124. I still forget the day i saw you

Apr 8, 2023

125. Is 16 LPA salary in Mumbai worth it for a junior associate ?

Apr 5, 2023

126. I crave Manoj N from 1st year

Apr 3, 2023

127. Weed is the need

Apr 3, 2023

128. I will be your slave if someone buys me melons 🍉🍉🍉

Apr 3, 2023

129. 🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Apr 3, 2023

130. There was a boy in first year with a beard, did he leave college?

Apr 2, 2023

131. Shreshth single nahi hai guyssss

Apr 2, 2023

132. Kisko bol raha h ❤️de main to bachpan se funny hu if you don't believe ask your mom

Apr 2, 2023

133. Shresthh!! Notice my feelings towards you. Have a huge huge crush on you

Apr 2, 2023

134. Is Jhaant bhar weekend me zyada se jyada kyaa hi kar lunga

Apr 2, 2023

135. main khatre me nhi hu main khatra hoon

Apr 2, 2023

136. Why are people so insensitive in NLS

Apr 1, 2023

137. Fool's day is not new to me coz I'm getting fooled everday🤡

Apr 1, 2023

138. Sahil Khanna I'm so in love with your hairs, 😋😋😋 love you SRK.

Apr 1, 2023

139. Side effects of 180 peoples

Mar 31, 2023

140. Virendra baby you are so handsome. I love you. Can't live even a minute without you. Please marry me.

Mar 31, 2023

141. Jo chacha h wahi bhatija hai aur jo bhatija h wahi chacha hai ooooh saabji

Mar 31, 2023

142. Das rupayi pepsi, Rahul malviya sexy

Mar 31, 2023

143. My heart broke when Rahul Malviya called me Bhaiya

Mar 31, 2023

144. Maal h kya bro !

Mar 31, 2023

145. anubhav mishra marry me

Mar 31, 2023

146. radhikaaaaaa please notice me

Mar 31, 2023

147. Mujhe moots, publications, negos nhi karni, thak gayi hu mei pretend kar kar ke

Mar 31, 2023

148. Navya is my one true love ❤️

Mar 31, 2023

149. Tomar, I have been chatting with you a lot, when will you take it to the next level.

Mar 31, 2023

150. Hey Yashwant, why r u so silent? Please talk to me💗💗

Mar 21, 2023

151. I love you Devansh Bhatt and there's no force on Earth that can stop me from loving you.

Mar 11, 2023

152. Ohhhh gaaawwwddd! Ritwij!! I hope this reaches you. You are the absolute best and I promise things can go back to the way they were!

Mar 11, 2023

153. Devansh Bhatt I am so down for you like literally. You so smart

Mar 11, 2023

154. Sarthak pls ily

Mar 11, 2023

155. Devansh Shukla, aren't you tired running through my mind the whole day ?

Mar 10, 2023

156. Ritwij!!!! Omg I'm so happy that you're getting the recognition you deserve!! Slayyy

Mar 10, 2023

157. Shantanu, I have a secret crush on you!. I hope oneday you will understand that

Mar 9, 2023

158. S****h......are you magnet ?

Mar 9, 2023

159. I know One secret of boy of 2022 batch who studied from L.E Bhopal

Mar 9, 2023

160. There is one underrated guy in the batch of 25' NLSIU. I wonder why no one is talking about him.......!

Mar 5, 2023

161. I'm feeling very bad when I realize only few days left at NLSIU🥺

Mar 5, 2023

162. Ritvij 😍😍😍😍 you look like a dream!!

Mar 5, 2023

163. Kriti jain, There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.

Mar 5, 2023

164. Why shubam remains silent all the time ?

Mar 5, 2023

165. I have a crush on Jisu!

Mar 2, 2023

166. Wow this is amazing....

Mar 1, 2023

167. hi guys

Jan 18, 2023

168. Hmmm sounds good

Jan 9, 2023

169. Hiii

Nov 13, 2022

170. #Message from Admin - Updates will be rolled out periodically.

Nov 12, 2022

171. Hey Everyone!

Oct 13, 2022

172. Welcome to General Tales!

Oct 13, 2022